I thought the answer the student gave in the hell story was really creative, so I wanted to find more of the same kind of thing. Here's a few answers to some science questions that I've been able to find online:
Some 11 year old's answers on science tests:
"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader."
"Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."
"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."
"The body consists of three parts- the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowls, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u."
"The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects."
"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."
More examples of funny test answers:
I just wish I had the guts to do this kind of stuff myself.
2 comments:
Those are some pretty gutsy answers. I really am impressed with the illustration of a ninja turtle and the creative thinking of the "find x" answers. I don't think I would ever have the guts to have answers like these.
Hehehe! I love it. I've actually used the "find x" answer before too (but of course I solved the real answer as well)
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